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Harrowing footage from a Brooklyn subway captured a violent clash between two men, escalating into gunfire during rush hour. The video depicted a confrontation where one man provoked the other before gunshots erupted, leading to chaos among commuters.

In a moment that can be considered one of the most embarrassing in the 5,000-year history of the Jewish people, an archeological dig unveiled a discovery of monumental importance. In a secret room deep beneath what was known as the City of David, a note was found that says, “LOL! Just kidding!” – along with the hidden diary of one Palvin E. Stein.

Kate Middleton, Princess of Wales, has been under much scrutiny lately for photoshopping a Mother’s Day photo of her children which then led to the discovery of alterations in an earlier photo featuring her late grandmother-in-law Queen Elizabeth II.

In an unprecedented move, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer took the opportunity to criticize the leadership of a foreign nation. “Amidst what is one of the world’s more tumultuous regimes, Jews living under the rule of King Achashveirosh killed 75,000 souls,” Schumer stated. “It has become clear to me: The Mordechai coalition no longer fits the needs of Jews after 14 Adar. The world has changed, radically, since then, and the Jewish people are being stifled right now by a governing vision that is stuck in the past.”