(This one is not a parody. It is based on actual events with real quotes used)

The official renaming of the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America was signed in an executive order by President Donald J. Trump, but he did not conceive of this idea. It originated with late night comic Stephen Colbert and then appeared in a legislative proposal in 2012 by Mississippi state Representative Steve Holland, a Democrat. “We don’t want any reference to Mexico or Hispanics of any nature,” he said at the time, clearly not intending his joke to take on a life of its own.

President Trump has repeatedly referred to Canada as the 51st state and its premier as Governor. The implication is that Canada is going to become part of the United States. This has not been well received in Canada. The new prime minister, Mark Carney, referred to Trump’s comments about Canada being the 51st state as being the Voldemort of comments. In response, Voldemort put out a statement that he would not have said that about Canada, a good friend and strong ally.

The Kosel HaMa'aravi, the Western Wall, is not merely a historical monument—it is a living testament to our people's unwavering faith and deep connection to the Bais HaMikdash. For centuries, the stones of the Wall have silently borne witness to our trials, triumphs, and the continuous echo of our heritage. These stones, however, are not ordinary; they are imbued with kedushah, and this very sanctity has ignited a fierce debate over their removal and public display.