Despite losing diplomatic, financial, and military support, Ukraine continues to hold its front line on the outskirts of Toretsk, Pokrovsk, and within the Kursk region of Russia. “Ukraine shouldn’t last a day without American support,” Trump said after his meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymir Zelenskyy. “How would they fight without the Bradley and Abrams tanks? I can’t imagine how they have so much intelligence on the Russians after Elon Musk cut off access to Starlink.”

To his surprise, with agility as they developed drones that cut off supply lines and killed scores of Russian soldiers before they reached the front lines. Ukraine has also benefited from the overall ineptitude of the adversary, whose forward units appear in video footage marching to the Benny Hill soundtrack. Russia’s ally Bad Korea also hasn’t fared well on the field, as its soldiers only know how to goose step and shout patriotic slogans, not having fought in an actual war since 1953.

“They are laughing at me in Moscow because I can’t seem to rein in the Ukrainians. My dream of a Trump Crimea resort and Trump Moscow Casino will have to wait.”

By Serge at Arms