After initially settling for Curtis Sliwa as their pick in this year’s mayoral election, New York City Republicans feel that their party is not receiving enough attention in the media, as nine Democrats fight each other for their party’s nomination.
“They’re all laughable, Adams is the corrupt party promoter, Lander panders, Cuomo color-coded the pandemic, but nobody seems aware that my party is also running in this election,” said Republican strategist Hoshe Mill. “I’ve had friends asking me why hasn’t Donald Jr. or Andrew Giuliani joined the race.”
Mill said that Sliwa’s signature red beret and insults as an NY1 News Wiseguy did not earn him enough votes in the last election, but the tactic clearly worked for Trump who is fond of bestowing demeaning titles on his opponents Sleepy Joe, Crooked Hillary, and Kamala Harris, who needs no nickname. He thought about a bald radio show host whose scalp resembled a lightbulb of an idea. Perhaps he can also run for mayor.
“What about Sid Rosenberg?”
By Serge Gainsbourg
