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If you’re looking for a nice place to visit this summer to look at some niflaos haboreh, and maybe remember why you don’t live there, I would definitely recommend Niagara Falls, at least for the purposes of this article.
Today, with almost zero ado, we’re going to talk about
HOW TO FIND AN OBJECT YOU’VE LOST IN YOUR HOME.
The first thing my chicken did when she hatched eggs last month was hyperventilate. This same chicken that, for the previous three weeks, had been sitting perfectly still with a look of determination, but as soon as there was suddenly peeping and miniature versions of herself running around underneath her, she was looking around in a panic, as if to say, “Now what?”
Are you trying to plan an office party, and you want it to be memorable—but not the kind of memorable that makes the news? I would definitely suggest having your party on a boat.
The chickens came first. At least for us.
So apparently, we have more chickens now, through no fault of our own. Well, no recent fault of our own. We had chickens in the first place -- that was our fault. But now we have more chickens.
If you’re planning on getting married nowadays, you won’t get far without a shidduch resume. Ask anyone. Well, not anyone with a child of marriageable age, because none of those people had shidduch resumes. Nor did any gedolim.
