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So you’re sending your son away to dorm, finally, but it didn’t occur to you that you’re going to have to change your school supplies list from things like 72 pencils, 5 different color folders, and that pre-hardened glue that the stores are selling as “glue stick”.  So here’s a list that might be helpful, depending on how you define the word “helpful”.   

As an observer of human behavior – but not in a creepy way – I firmly believe that the best way to solve a lot of sholom bayis problems is to point out that it’s not just your own personal spouse who’s like that. A lot of times it turns out that that’s just how people of that gender are.  They’re not doing this behavior to annoy you – they’re just hard-wired that way.  And getting upset at them is like getting upset at a dog for not buying you flowers on your birthday. Sure, you can spend years training the dog to do it, but A: He definitely won’t do it if you don’t train him, and B: Even if you do train him, he’s still going to think that all the other dogs are going to look at him weird. 

It just recently occurred to me that I have no idea how to find a rav.

I will freely admit that I don’t understand how dry cleaners work.  How do they get that stuff clean?  And without water!

Everyone says, “They use chemicals.”  They say it like they’ve solved the ancient mystery of dry cleaning: “It’s chemicals!” 

There are lots of little complications that people don’t think about when someone has twins.  We’re just like, “Oh, so cute!”  Because two of anything small is cute.  That’s why little shoes are cute. 

A new study in Britain says that driving makes people less intelligent.  And I say, “Baruch Hashem.”  I thought it was just me. 

But that does explain a lot.  For example, it explains why pedestrians have the right of way.