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Connecting the Queens Jewish Community Chesed...The Gift That Keeps Giving Dear Editor: After many years of spending summers in day camp, my...
Two Worlds
Dear Editor:
Think rich people have no problems? Think again! What wedding gift do you give the couple who is making a $600-million wedding and is having star-studded entertainment (Rihanna) and a three-day cruise, among other amenities?
The Most Predictable Assassination Attempt Ever
Dear Editor:
The attempted assassination of Donald Trump might be the least shocking, near cataclysmic event to occur in our political history. For years, we have been told lies that if Donald Trump is elected, he will be a fascist dictator who will end our democracy. Apparently, the entire left-wing media has forgotten that, unlike Biden, Trump actually governs as a political moderate, because comparisons to Hitler are commonplace among left-wing media outlets.
Everyone knew Biden was not an acting President. He was an acting puppet. The question was, who was pulling the strings, Obama or Pelosi or some combination? Even before the debates, it was obvious to everyone that Biden had diminished capacity. For years, we watched him fall, stumble, bumble, and mumble, losing his trend of thought mid-sentence, as the Democrats and the media denied what our eyes were seeing and our ears were hearing.
Dear Editor:
There are some indiscretions that I’ve committed that I want to own up to. The first apology goes to all the supermarkets in the Tri-State Area. Yes, I’ve used your wagons and have not returned them to their rightful places. Instead, I’ve left them by the area of my parking space while justifying my lack of consideration to inclement weather. It’s either too hot, too cold, too windy, or too rainy to walk the several feet to return the cart to its rightful place.
Job Listing
Dear Editor:
Wanted: a person (preferably male) age 35 and up for a high-level federal job. Hours: 10-4 Monday-Thursday and no calls after 8 p.m. Extended weekends and federal, religious, and no alternate side of the street parking days off.
Onomatopoeia
Dear Editor:
Ahh! The sweet sounds and smells of summer: the sizzling barbecue, tweeting birds, and whirring air conditioners. These sounds are the onomatopoeia of summer. (I always wanted to use that word.)
