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Welcome back to “How Should I Know?” – the column that’s #1 in getting readers to say, “I’m sorry I asked.”
There are two ways to buy someone a Chanukah present:
I’m really excited about my new phone.
It’s a desk phone. I don’t know why you’d care. But everyone’s always subjecting me to listen to them talk about all the features of their phones, so today I’m going to talk about all the features of mine.
When I was a parent of small children, whenever I’d have a hard time, people would tell me, “Just wait until they become teenagers!”
I don’t know what they were talking about. Teenagers are the best. They are literally G-d’s gift to parents.
(WARNING: This column contains what people call, “leitzanus d’avoda zara,” not that the avoda zara needs my help making fun of it. It sort of takes care of itself. If you are for whatever reason sensitive to such jokes, this might be the wrong newspaper for you.)
We have to do something to improve the way we do Shalosh Seudos, because people aren’t taking it seriously.
Do you know any family that says, “Oh, we’re not makpid on the Friday night seudah”?
